The interview pill
Are interview anti-drug controls beckoning on the horizon? 
All you need do is take one pill at the beginning of D-day and another one three hours before the interview with a glass of water and the butterflies in your stomach will be gone. What should be a job interview with all the stress that it entails becomes a simple formality…
This homeopathic product invented by Dolisos, the second world leader in homeopathy, is actually a nutritional anti-stress supplement.
One box will see you through 15 interviews (a box of 30) but according to the promotional leaflet distributed by Jean Coutu, it can also be used for quitting smoking, eating less, flying or even taking an exam.
Rest assured however, this pill will not give candidates the answers to your interview questions!